I've figured it out...

 ...I'm a chronic exhibitionist.

Pussy or Cock

Or

I think it can be a hard choice, especially how some women are comfortable displaying themselves. Like the following.

But then, on the other side...

And you know that's only the tip of the iceberg.

 

Doing that is so "gay"!!

Well here's some other sexual activities I would like to add to that list, Hon.

Pussy Worship

When I was growing up, back in the 50's, we were taught that the Almighty Pussy was what all us red blooded males wanted more than anything else in life. We were so eager to stick our fingers in it, tongues in it, stiff penises in it. Oh, and, by the way, don't go near that other hole right next to it because it was "dirty".

So us eager, sex deprived males were hooked on the quest for the naked pussy. Seeing one would make us instantly horny, mad with lust and anxious for ejaculation. And with our hormones raging some of us shy guys were finding we were spending more time having to pleasure ourselves rather than having a pussy to fulfill that need. Not to say we weren't being tempted....

Growing up I had the natural curiosity about the penis. Because I was surrounded by other guys all the time it quickly developed into a hobby and then into an obsession. I also loved getting an erection which happened when I started getting wet dreams. Remember those?

And about that time I learned how to have an ejaculation. Since that time I have been hooked on cocks and amused by pussy.